Hate the dentist? Then you’ll be happy about this story

Mar 20th, 2008 | Filed under: Academic Research, Today's Post | By: Alpha Male
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Anti-dentites out there will no doubt remember this episode from TV’s Seinfeld (YouTube video):

Jerry: I made this little dentist joke and he got all offended.  Those people.  They can be so touchy.
Kramer: Those people?  Listen to yourself!  You think that dentists are so different from me and you?  They came to this country like everybody else in search of a dream!
Jerry: But he’s from Jersey!
Kramer: Yeah, and now he’s a full fledged American!
Jerry: Kramer, he’s just a dentist.
Kramer: And you are an ANTI-DENTITE!

Jerry Seinfeld would be pleased to read the latest news from the crossroads of hedge funds and the oral care profession.  FINalternatives reports today that a former dentist has been ordered by the Colorado Division of Securities to stop marketing his hedge fund in that state.  According to the Denver Post, the state wasn’t impressed that several individuals who were not technically qualified to buy hedge funds were invited to a reception featuring the hedge fund.

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